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chuuface:

q-branchcafe:

beyonceprivilege:

asgardreid:

quoms:

peble:

usatoday:

A proposal to divide California into six states has received enough signatures to make the November 2016 ballot. Here’s how.

Jefferson

oh my god this is funded by the dude who won the silk road confiscated bitcoin auction

What an amazing time to be alive

aka weed California, smaller weed California, technology California, cow California, rich conservative white people California, and little Mexico

Cow California would just be Little Oklahoma I kid you not.

NCNA,SV,CC,WC,SCSA, and Jeff
The great state of Jeff

Seriously just a terrible idea.
Why the fuck are we listening to a venture capitalist. His job is to do crazy-ass shit for the possibility of money.

chuuface:

q-branchcafe:

beyonceprivilege:

asgardreid:

quoms:

peble:

usatoday:

A proposal to divide California into six states has received enough signatures to make the November 2016 ballot. Here’s how.

Jefferson

oh my god this is funded by the dude who won the silk road confiscated bitcoin auction

What an amazing time to be alive

aka weed California, smaller weed California, technology California, cow California, rich conservative white people California, and little Mexico

Cow California would just be Little Oklahoma I kid you not.

NCNA,SV,CC,WC,SCSA, and Jeff

The great state of Jeff

Seriously just a terrible idea.

Why the fuck are we listening to a venture capitalist. His job is to do crazy-ass shit for the possibility of money.

(via sporadicerratic)

— 1 week ago with 19101 notes
#californa  #CA 

dearnonacepeople:

Reblog this if you’re asexual, bisexual, pansexual, or transgender, or are in a sexuality/gender identity that is often considered a special snowflake group. This is a message to you shitheads out there, we’re not made up, we are amazing, we are real!

-Ezzy

(via chicklikemeblog)

— 1 week ago with 8889 notes

diariesofanace:

If you’re asexual and wanna have sex, you’re awesome

If you’re asexual and don’t care about sex, you’re awesome

If you never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER wanna have sex at all, you’re awesome

Don’t ever let anyone throw any of you under the bus

(via jmfairytales)

— 3 weeks ago with 1222 notes
sassy-sparklez:

sgchan:

joey-hazell:

Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.

#DAMMIT THE ASEXUAL AGENDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

EVERYONES REALLY HOT LIKE AAA

sassy-sparklez:

sgchan:

joey-hazell:

Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.

#DAMMIT THE ASEXUAL AGENDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

EVERYONES REALLY HOT LIKE AAA

(via jmfairytales)

— 3 weeks ago with 46241 notes
#ace  #asexuality  #damn straight I'm trying to rule the world 
Male Writer:Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
Male Writer:Mother in laws amirite?
Male Writer:My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
Male Writer:Ugh female books are so romance filled
Male Writer:And girl fanfics, so mary suey
Male Writer:Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
Male Writer:She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
Male Writer:If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
Male Writer:a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
Male Writer:If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
Specifically White Male Writer:Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
Same Guy:It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
Another Specifically White Male Writer:It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
Same Guy:I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
Same Guy:Where in Europe? Who cares!
Male Writer:There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
Male Writer:Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
Male Writer:One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
Male Writer:If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
Male Writer:I am original
— 1 month ago with 35788 notes
#this is absolute bullshit  #female writers suck just as bad  #and use violence against men as humor  #really sick of the gender-specific hate-ons  #female writers: periods amirite?  #female fanfic is mary suey  #both sexes are guity of these writing sins  #i'd more say it's white people rather than specific sexes  #serious bullshit here  #sexist  #this is what sexism looks like  #casual sexism  #socially acceptable sexism  #sexism 

dearnonacepeople:

Reblog if you’d watch a show or movie with an asexual protagonist

(via quaintrelle-style)

— 1 month ago with 37783 notes